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Me: I’ll like some water, please.
Attendant: Sure, regular or diet?
Me: *confused* Err, what's the difference?
Attendant: Well, diet water has zero preservatives and contains no artificial flavours.
It’s also completely organic and fat-free!
Me: And regular water isn't?
Attendant: Umm…….
Me: I'll just have the “regular” water.
Privacy Scarf
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Now
whoever came up with this idea is pretty genius. Unfortunately I can’t
say the same for the people that actually bought it. You want privacy?
Not with that scarf you won't! People are going to be curious about what
you're doing in there & you would only be bringing more unnecessary
attention to yourself.
Air Conditioned Shoes
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Need
some cool breeze for your footsies? This company claims their
“advanced” filter technology keeps your feet refreshed and clean. If
putting holes under shoes counts as advanced tech, we might as well just
skip the part where we pay $75 and bore holes in our own shoes.
That guy’s smile is killin’ it by the way.
Man Bra
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Are you a man? Are your boobs jumping all over the place? Look no further. This wonder bra will keep those darlings in check!
Anyone
notice the guy on the cover though? I'm somewhat confused. The product
wants to help men with man boobs right? What the fuck is a buff guy
doing there? That's just disrespectful to the men with boobs demographic.
Wine Glass Holder Necklace
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Okay so I'm still trying to understand what's going on here. I mean is this even practical?
Bar Sound Bubble
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So
this inventor kinda has a point and I get it. Really, I do. It's nearly
impossible to have a proper chat in a loud bar. You gotta yell over the
loud crappy music so the other person can hear you.
But don’t ever underestimate the power of these magical words;
Can barely hear you, wanna get out of here?
Yelling
is awkward, agreed. Now we gotta kick the awkwardness up a notch by
sticking our heads in a bubble. What if I'm claustrophobic? What if the
guy has chronic bad breath?
What a bubbleheaded idea.
Toilet Golf
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Have you ever wanted to play golf while you were taking a shit?
No? Me neither.
Do people actually buy these things?
Goldfish Walker
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Well
well well, look what we have here. This is some revolutionary shit. How
often do you come across a goldfish on a leash? Now you can totally
show your goldfish around the neighborhood. No it isn't stressful at all
and I can assure you that you won’t look crazy!
I wouldn't buy this but I sure as hell would love to see someone toting this around just to have a good laugh about it.
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